Dear Diary. I feel amazing. I can play Batman on my gitar!!! XDDD Fucking awesome

[A few words about Friendship]
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Calls your parents DAD and MOM
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin
"We fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit♥

[X] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[X] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, getting weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blonde.
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[X] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and love them...weirdo
[_] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes, when you are telling a story, you forget what you were talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your "inside voice."
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] you have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (HELLZ YEAH!)
[_] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word um is used many times a day.
[_] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say what and huh a lot.
[_] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

I'm 93% AWESOME.

Originally, it was intended for you to say "I'm _% retarded."

I'm not sorry
if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.

I'm not sorry
if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.

I'm not sorry
if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"

I'm not sorry
if I'm not tan enough for you

I'm not sorry
if I'm not a Playboy Model so I can't act like a porn star for you.

I'm not sorry
if I don't have a dream body that turns you on.

I'm not sorry
if I'm not tall enough.

I'm not sorry
if my hair is not long enough.

I'm not sorry
I'm not good enough

But most of all...


I'm not sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

MAGIC NUMBER OF THE DAY! 14!!!!!!!!

_{I got my first kiss today! Well..Kisses...I got two of them! :D}

Changing this up a bit cus it sooo goes with Texans.


FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
TEXAN FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up


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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
up rally points.


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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...that shit was fun "

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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

TEXAN FRIENDS: laugh at you

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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.

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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team....

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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.

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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.

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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.

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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we
don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!! schwing!!!

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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money
after taking care of each other for so long.

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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

TEXAN FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit
about you.

TEXAN FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!


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FRIENDS: Will ignore this
TEXAN FRIENDS: Will re-post this to ALL of their KICKASS
TEXAN FRIENDS

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (That one's me)


VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

ARIES - TheDaredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.
5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.< /FONT>

LEO - The Boss
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.
13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CANCER - The Protector
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

PISCES - The Dreamer
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking.  Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.
20 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


TAURUS - The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
12 years of bad luck if you do not forward
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

Okay..talk about creeeepy. We just used a Ouija board and we asked it to make one of my dogs bark. A few seconds passed and "BARK!" scout barked. We screamed and ran. XD Then we asked it (With my brother there this time) to do it again. It didnt move. So we had him not touch it and asked it if it would blow out the candle and it said no. We asked it again with my brother touching and it said yes, then we asked it if it would when he left to go play videogames and it said no. He'd moved it when it said yes. Then he came back and it wouldnt do anything. We're gunna try again tomorrow..

The sping melt brings some...interesting things..

A friend just made this for me :D

*THE SEVEN HEAVENLY VIRTUES*

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? Christianity mainly but I really dont pay attention to religion. >.>
2. What religion were you raised as? A Christian
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Human *nod*
4. Do you believe in magic? Uhh...I'm ONLY in like...4 Harry Potter Roleplays!
5. What was the last promise you broke? I dunno.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? I dont pray.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? Pshh..

HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? No.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? To be an Agriculture Teacher.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? I dont know.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? Not old enough.
6. Do you gamble? With family in simple games of poker.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? Nope.

CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? Breast Cancer
2. What causes have you given money or time to? Unno XD
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? No
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel? Not at the current time.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? Yes!
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? Food :3
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? If a friend asked for 100 dollars and I had it I'd give it to them. :3 The most I've given so far is 50.

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? If I told you it would be used against me.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? Nothin
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Allie! She is teh Supah Alleh!
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? My friends I would take a bullet for.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Umm... I'd Averda Kadavra his ass XD >.>
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? No..well..maybeh
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? Ask my friends ><


JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? My mom has.
2. If they re-instituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? What?
3. Do you support capital punishment? *Shrug* Depends.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal? What exactly are you asking?
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? Who?
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? I dont like politics....
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? Pshh no

APPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Sleeeeeep
2. Do you collect anything? Yep! Many random stuffs.
3. Are you addicted to anything? Friends.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? No
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Money mom gives me.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? Not telling
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? Only some.


PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? My mommie :3
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? A wha....?
3. Do you take advice when it's given? Sometimes. Or only partly.
4. What area are you wisest in? Um...Ask other people...
5. Do you drive defensively? I dunno how to drive yet.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Never had sex! WHAT NOOOWWW MAN! WOO! \m/
7. What did you learn today? That Dallas Texas traffic is hell *nod*

Someone Finally Said It
(And it's long over-due.)
Proud To Be White



Someone finally said it.

How many are actually paying attention to this?
               There are African Americans,
Mexican Americans,
Asian Americans,
Arab Americans,
Native Americans, etc.
...And then there are just -
Americans.

You pass me on the street
and sneer in my direction.
You Call me "White boy,"
"Cracker," "Honkey,"
"Whitey," "Caveman,"
... And that's OK.

But when I call you Nigger,
Kike, Towel head,
Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey,
Beaner, Gook, or Chink
... You call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot
of violence against you,
so why are the ghettos the most
dangerous places to live?

You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You Have Yom Hashoah.
You have the NAACP.
And you have BET.

If we had WET
(White Entertainment Television)
... We'd be racists.

If we had a White Pride Day
... You would call us racists.

If we had White History Month
... We'd be racists.

If we had any organization for only whites
to "advance" OUR lives .
... We'd be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce,
a Black Chamber of Commerce,
and then we just have the plain
Chamber of Commerce.
Wonder who pays for that?

If we had a college fund that only gave
white students scholarships
... You know we'd be racists.

There are over 60 openly-proclaimed
Black-only Colleges in the US ,
yet if there were "White-only Colleges"
... THAT would be a racist college.

In the Million Man March,
you believed that you were
marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights,
... You would call us racists.

You are proud to be black,
brown, yellow and orange,
and you're not afraid to announce it.
But when we announce our white pride 

... You call us racists.

You rob us,
carjack us,
and shoot at us.
But, when a white police officer
shoots a black gang member
or beats up a black drug-dealer
who is running from the LAW and
posing a threat to ALL of society
... You call him a racist.

I am proud.
... But, you call me a racist.

Why is it that only
whites
can be racists?

There is nothing improper about this e-mail.

Let's see which of you
are proud enough to send it on. 

- Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong

- See me ASAP.............. Kum Hia Nao

- Stupid Man....... Dum Fuk

- Small horse.................. Tai Ni Po Ni

- Did you go to the beach?.. Wai Yu So Tan

- I bumped in to a coffee table......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

- I think you need a face lift.................. Chin Tu Fat

- I thought you were on a diet........... Wai Yu Mun Ching

- He's cleaning his car................ Wa Shing Ka

- Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

- Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah

YOU.
ME.
MIDNIGHT.
ABILENE.
TEXAS.
FOO'!

Only one of 202 ways to annoy Severus Snape. (well I think. It might be more)


Should he ever sarcastically enquire if you would like a detention, hold up a hand and say 'I will not be swayed by your sweet words of temptation!

when you were 15, your mom came home from
work,
looking for a hug. You thanked her by
having your
bedroom door locked.



When you were 16, she taught you how to
drive
her
car. You thanked her by taking it every
chance you
could.



When you were 17, she was expecting an
important call. You thanked her by being
on the
phone all night.



When you were 18, she cried at your high
school
graduation. You thanked her by staying
out
partying until dawn.



When you were 19, she paid for your
college
tuition, drove you to campus carried your
bags.
You thanked her by saying good-bye
outside the
dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in
front of
your friends.



When you were 25, she helped to pay for
your
wedding, and she cried and told you how
deeply
she loved you. You thanked her by
moving halfway
across the country.




When you were 50, she fell ill and
needed you to
take care of her. You thanked her by
reading about
the burden parents become to their
children.



And then, one day, she quietly died. And
everything you never did came crashing
down like
thunder on YOUR HEART.



If you love your MOM, repost this bulletin saying "I CRIED "

if you don't... then u obviosly don't care if your mom dies=/