[Skandranon]'s diary
well everyone who looks at this an dosent already know i got yet another job. this time i like it everything is going pretty good and i get to say "thank you, come again" with out getting into trouble
Faith and feelings are the warm marrow of evil. Unlike reason, faith and feelings provide no boundry to limit any delusion, any whim. They are a virulent poison, giving the numbing illusion of moralb sanction to every depravity ever hatched.
For those of you wondering i did get the job second day today i got to go and watch a job i was sposed to be doing... but i wont be doing it now. for the one who get over work ill say this now IM OK!!! now that thats out of the way. i was up flipping the pigs and whatever and i got Too hot. i got light headed and backed away from the line for a bit. after a little while i walked off tward the door where it was a little cooler. lunch break sounded. i dident want to attepmt the ladder so soon so i sat there a while. i passed out for a moment and fell forward. scraped my are a little but i regained myself right away. go up the ladder and to the nurses station. ice pack and liquids. so yah im not doing that job
ive been trying to get this job at Qpp for the longest time i went in for the interview wich was boring as hell.. then went back the following monday for their piss test and physical wich i passed... then i waited... nothing no calls... so i left messages like 4-6 of them and the basterd finnally called me back
for those keeping an eye on me and worring about my job situatin i finnaly got an interview. qpp hormell pig meats and what not... spam. i get physical and piss test monday
Im not sure I buy the claim of fact here, but theyre funny!
Subject: In case you visit Australia anytime soon.....
These questions are from potential Australian visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a snide sense of humor.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just
sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last servant die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/ gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets, especially The Taipans.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
well for anyone who has an eternity of time and loves to read i recomend the sword of truth series... im on the fourth book entitled temple of the winds... im not quite finished yet but holy fuck this book will be mind one of these days... the way its twists and turns the knife in your back the whole fucking way is perfectly done. reading 3 thick books just to get to this one is a small price to pay...
(Dee dont read past here/or anyone else whos going to read this book for that matter)
!!!Spoilers!!!
!!!Spoilers!!!
the only way to stop the plauge the black death is for the main chars richard and kahlan to marry other ppl they are in love like true love only person in the whole world they can love kinda thing... shes forced to marry His brother and hes forced to marry some twit who slept with his other brother to try to get him jelous so he would "claim her" or basicly fuck her and get her pregnant so they had to get marryed. so anyways they do the marrages and then they have to fuck... but they are to do it in these dark rooms and arent aloud to talk to eachother... she thinks its his brother but he knows its kahlan cause he can sence her and smell her or some b.s.
but the way it works is they both have to enjoy it so she finnaly breaks down and rides him and enjoys herself... thinking its his brother and that he is off doing that other chick.
boom everything is finished shes aloud to talk she say dont tell richard please. he says i think "Richard" already knows
Wow damn if you read this far i feel sorry for your brain trying to follow all that... too many energy drinks in my system but if you do read all this... let me know what you though of my rambling
Written about Thursday 2005-09-29
Written: (6996 days ago)
Last night i literally Shoved a 6 gauge horse shoe with spikes thru my left ear and its hurting like a bitch. about a week ago my watch cut a chunk out of my left index finger... and i fell down a cliff in the woods scraping the crap out of my left arm... next thing i know ill feel a tingling sensation in my left arm because of a heart attack..... ok i was ranting but sorry
[^_^Ladi Kechara^_^] wated to get me a ring and this is the only one we could find that fits and that is cheap enough that ill let her buy it for me. http://www.sil
went to whitewater... if any of you know what that is i dident go to the Park part but the back woods ravines and shit... scraped up my left forarm pretty good and my stomach a little hurts like a bitch... next time im bringing a rope to hang jason and take his ranchero
Written about Sunday 2005-09-11
Written: (7014 days ago)
im gonna barf... they aired naruto on us tv and the voice acting is shit. mizuki and iruka are so far the only ones what sounds decent... its worse that the us dub of samurai champloo
ive decided im bored enough to write in here again. im currently reading wizards first rule. this book is huge and im starting to like it.. im near the end i will probably finish it before tomarrow night. i particularly like the mord-sith and the way the main char. richard... (i name ive come to loath (just ask if you dont know im glad to tell you)) gets revenge on this little Evil girl.
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