Boy: Boy: baby we need to talk

Girl: ricardo, wat do u mean?

Boy: sumthin has come up...

Girl: wat? Wuts wrong? Is it bad?

Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby

Girl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much

Boy: baby are you there??

Girl: yea im here wut is so important??

Boy: im not sure if i should say

Girl: well u already brought it up, so please just tell me.

Boy: im leaving....

Girl: baby wut are u talking about?? I dont want u to leave me, i love you

Boy: not like that, i mean im moving far away

Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over here.

Boy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding skool far away.

Girl: i cant believe this.

[FATHER: (picks up tha other fone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you about talking to boys?!!!!!....Get off the damn fone!! (And hangs up)]

Boy: wow ur father sounds really mad

Girl: u know how he gets, but anywayz i dont want you to go

Boy: would you run away with me?

Girl: baby, u know i would, i would do anything for u, but i cant... U dont know wut would happen if i did. My dad would kill me !!

Boy: *sad* its ok i understand i guess..

Girl: *thinking* i cant believe wuts going on

Boy: i need to give u sumthing 2nite b/c i am leaving on flight 1-80 in tha morning, so i need to see you now.

Girl: ok i will sneak out & meet u at tha park

Boy: ok ill meet u there in 20min

[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives her a note.]

Boy: here u go, this is for you i gotta go.

Girl: ****tear (begins to cry)

Boy: baby dont cry, u know i love you...but i have 2 go

Girl: ok (begins to walk away)

[They both go back home. And erika begins to read tha letter he gave her]

It says.....

Erika,

U probably already know that im leaving, i knew this would be better if i wrote a letter explaining tha truth about how much i care about you. The truth is, is that i never loved you, i hated you so much, u are my bitch and dont u ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, n be around u. U really have no clue how much i hate you. Now that im leaving i thought u should know that i hate you bitch, u never did tha right thing, and u were never there. I didnt think i could hate someone as much as i hate you. And i never want to see you, for the rest of my life, i will never miss kissing you like before, i never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and thats a promise. U never had my love, and i want you to remember that. Bitch u keep this letter bcuz this may be tha last thing u have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. i will not talk to you soon bitch.... Goodbye
- Ricardo

[ erika begins to cry, she throws tha paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]

....A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely.... Then she gets a fone call....

Friend: how are u feeling?

Girl: i just cant believe this happend i thought he loved me.

Friend: o, about that. Ricardo left me a msg. A few days ago. He told me to tell u to look in ur jacket pocket or something...

Girl: ummm ok

[She finds a piece of paper in tha jacket,

It says.

Baby i hope u find this before u read my letter. I knew ur dad might read it, so i switched a few words...

Hate = Love

Never = Alwayz

Bitch = Baby

Will not= will

........ I hope u didnt take that seriously because i love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats y i wanted u to run away with me...

-Ricardo]

Girl: omg its a letter, Ricardo does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I am!!

Friend: lol ok but i g2g... Call me later

Girl: *happy*ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me !!

...... Erika turns tha T.V. on......

[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for Survivors...This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80...it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." Reporter says.

[ she turns off the tv....3 days later, she kills herself, because of tha fact that Ricardo wa dead & she had nothing to Live for... ]

....A day after that the fone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a msg. "Its Ricardo, i guess ur not home so, I called 2 let u know that im alive, i missed my flight b/c i had 2 see u one last time. So i hope ur not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if u got scared, i promise 2 make it up 2 ueverything will be a be ok i love you so much...call me asap bye!!

[...he eventually finds out wut happend, and also kills himself...]

i look up and i know your there
my guardian angel and all that is fair.

pure as water just like a dream
my guardian angel that only i see

you keep me safe and warm at night
when i need a hug you hold me tight

u kiss my cheek and stroke my hair
my guardian angel and all that is fair

you cry so silently and laugh so loud
the smile on your face makes me so proud

you are my dreams and you are my prayer
my guardian angel thanx for being there.

You are friendly, kind and caring
Sensitive, loyal and understanding
Humorous, fun, secure and true
Always there... yes that's you.

Special, accepting, exciting and wise
Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes
Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright
Yes that's you... not one bit of spite.

You're one of a kind, different from others
Generous, charming, but not one that smothers
Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game
But not just another... in the long chain.

Appreciative, warm and precious like gold
Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old
You'll always be there, I know that is true
I'll always be here... always for you.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!! ALL U SMHEXY PEOPLE OUT THERE! ! !

theres was a family of 5 mum,dad,brother,sister and a babe on a plane but ta plane was gng to crash but there was a problem there was only 4 purshiut so ta mum wnt 2 ta baby n said u will hve to stay opn here


they jumped out of the plane n after they heard a baby cired they looked all round them n it was the baby the mother went 2 ta baby "how ta fuck did u get dwn ere" the baby said "im nt stupid im not dum but me hold on 2 daddys willy"

cezzy joke to me lol *shakes head*


three men were walking ta streets on a really hot summer day. they turned ta corner n there was a pub but none of them had any money on them so any way ta first man walked in n said 2 ta pub owner n said tat they gt no money can we do anything 4 u


the pub owner said that his daughter is lking 4 a man but they no1 out there so any way the first man wlked upstairs lking at her n said tat im nt desperated


the second man cam in n said actually ta sme thing as ta fist man n ta pub owner said actually ta same thing so he went upstais n cme bk dwn n said tat i gt a gf


ta third man came in ask ta same thing n ta pub owner said actually ta same thing as early so the third man wnt upstairs took her 2 ta bedroom found an empty packet of cheese n onion raper and pulled ta scaps of ur fanny n through th out of the window 10 min l8r he cme bk dwn n tld ta pub owner n he gt a free bottle of water


he en wlked out of ta pub saying tat he gt a free bottle of water n ta other 2 said tat they had a free packet of scraps

ewo did ya know [boyfriends are like furbys. you always want one, then when you get it you want to kill it.]
hee hee hee

A boy and a girl,
the best of friends.
From elementary to high school
from beginning to end.








Through all those years
their friendship grew.
They both felt the same,
but neither knew.








Each waking moment
since the day they met.
They both loved each other
sunrise to sunset.








He was all she had
in her terrible life.
He was the one
who kept her from her knife.








She was his angel,
she made him smile.
Though life threw him curves,
she made it all worth while.








Then one day
things went terribly wrong.
The next few weeks
were like a very sad song.








He made her jealous
on purpose he tried.
When the girl asked, "Do you love her?"
on purpose he lied.








He played with jealousy
like it was a game.
Little did he know
Things would never be the same.








His plan was working
but he had no clue.
How wrong things would go,
the damage he would do.








One night she broke down,
feeling very alone.
Just her and the blade,
no one else home.








She dialed his number,
he answered, "Hello"
She told him she loved him
and hung up the phone.








He raced to her house
just a minute too late.
Found her lying in blood,
her heart had no rate.








Beside her was a note,
in it her confession.
Her love for this boy,
her only obsession.








As he read the note,
he knelt down and cried.
Grabbed her knife,
that night they both died.








She was found in his arms,
both of them dead.
Under her note
his handwriting said:








"I loved her so,
she never knew.
All this time
I loved her too."

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.



He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:



"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."



To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

helo agen im bored bored bored bored i aint got ne thing to deo if ne1 has ne ideas let me no coz im a misery guts lol

hey this is me pd well wat is up wid life ill tell u i hate it n i hate myself my mate so called mate (2fast2race) hates me for no apparent reason so i say f*** him coz i aint gonna let it ruin my day oh n james if ur readin this then i wanna tel ya tha i no n tha i canhate u too but ppl think ur jealous dunno wat of