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Last author: zoloftzantac
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Scak

'Scak' has many definitions. Come up with some of your own and add them... you will get a coolpoint if you are explicit enough!

1. [Enneigard] - a whorish wench-cunt that is anorexic, yet she is still a fucking fat douche bag.

2. [Enneigard Rebirth] - a giant brown bloodclot that forces its way out of the penis.

3. [Enneigard Rebirth] - brutally beating or anally raping someone with a long blunt object.

4. [._] - a cum, shit and blood filled rectal discharge from prison sodomites that just finished their holy medium.

5. [Larova] - A depraved middle-aged woman, usually nailed without lubricant by many men at a time, who feels like sandpaper on the inside because of myriad little scabs in her vaginal walls.

6. [Enneigard Rebirth] - an anus wrapped & clogged with acne infected fungus & loose punctured skinflaps, corroding with black semen & greasy dirt.

7. [zoloftzantac] - that mixture of shitty smegmish dick cheese that is left on your mothers bleeding rectum after I'm done with her

8. [Enneigard Rebirth] - an omnisexual necropheliac that douches in coagulated corpse fluids.

9. [hello] - my mother???

10. [kittykittykitty] - somebody bursting a genital ulcer into your mouth... while having double anal pentration... and squeezing a fart around their penises... and another guy is wiping skegma into your eye. But it only counts as 'scak' when your mother is watching and masturbating -___-'

11.[Enneigard Rebirth] - a grotesque obese barbaric woman with orgasm stains in her beard & pussmullet.

12. [Nekko fox] - The Socialites Coalition for Abnormal-Baby Killing, a group centered around the destruction of babies that have more than what they should have (Three eyes, eleven toes, two...noses). They are centered around Sweden and refuse to contact the outside world with anything but a bit of parchment made from the foreskins of their enemies.

13.[Enneigard Rebirth] - a rectal cut on the inside flap of the anus filled with rotting dung & tiny hairs that scratch against the inside of the anus causing leprosy.

14. [j.j.]- I am the best scak here

15. [Enneigard Rebirth] - a moraine filled foreskin stretched inside out & engraved with matted skin & vaginal creams, usually stuck inside a nymphomaniac's loose dry clitoris & pulled further into her stomache while the bacterial acids burn through the curdled sperm & come out through the belly button.

16. [Nekko fox] - ......[j.j.], who is the biggest scak here.

17.[Hatred] A small roundish rat found only in a dead grandmas Vagina that eats all the rotten sexual organs

18. [zoloftzantac] <URL:http://onlybigdicks.com/fetish/dick_cheese/gal1/images/dick_cock_cheese_smegma22_jpg.jpg>

19.[Enneigard Rebirth] a cervixcut eaten away by herpes & yellow syphilis.

20. [Enneigard Rebirth] to fuck animals with baseball bats.

21. [kittykittykitty] partaking in sexually explicit, viking-themed roleplay / cosplay while having hidden video cameras taping the whole thing to broadcast to your friends and children

22. [zoloftzantac] A morbidly obese woman with an ulcer who gets off by being face fucked until she gags, chokes and vomits blood out her nose.

23. [Enneigard Rebirth] how to describe a person/place/thing/noun covered in rabid wombat semen, coyote hairballs, flesh, carrion, puke, rhino dung, & giant slug innards. (adjective=scaked)

24. [j.j.]you've just been scaked gwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!

25. [Enneigard Rebirth] - an alternate for "boofing" someone, a variation of dry humping...in a pool.

26. [Elf_Person] - scak is [WIKKID KLOWN] hehehe

27. [Enneigard Rebirth] hyperactive ADHD acne-infected n00bs that ruin wikis with douche-comments.

28. [Enneigard Rebirth] - a dumb little 15 year old fatass bastardcunt that got its comments deleted.

29. [kittykittykitty] - somebody who has ever tried to write "Wash me" on the side on a cop car in pee ;D

30. [kittykittykitty] - Yellow snow (and red, brown and green snow for that matter...)

31. [zoloftzantac] - A hooker that smells so bad that you have to hold your breath while you fuck her ...

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Spread the fucking word

2006-04-06 [Larova]: *Puts her panda ears on himself, continues chewing*

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: No! Bad [Larova] ::thwacks him on the nose with the soft squeegee::

2006-04-06 [Larova]: *Whines*

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: Um...yeah...I'm off this wiki for the night...Ciao guys.

2006-04-06 [kittykittykitty]: nighty *notices [Bookwyrm] said that an hour ago* meh >_<

2006-04-06 [Larova]: Four minutes. Hehe.

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: She was only 217 seconds before you lol

2006-04-06 [Larova]: And that's why I win.

2006-04-06 [kittykittykitty]: I'm on daylight savings time +1.... and I just confused myself

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: +1? do you have a muti-step daylight savings? Like a +2?

2006-04-06 [kittykittykitty]: no... elftime plus one. But if the clock on EP was set to my time now, in six months it would be minus one. If that makes sense

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: yep, it does. I guess I was wondering why we only shift it for one hour ... if one is good, would two be better ....

2006-04-06 [kittykittykitty]: It's just so kids can walk to school in the morning in winter without it being too dark. You wouldn't really want winter sunrise at 6am and sunset at 4pm... that's optimum sleeping time ^_^

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: eh, I have heavy curtains ...

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::runs out of no where and tackles both [zoloftzantac] and [kittykittykitty] at the same time:: Mwuahahaha. 'Alo!

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: *is only lightly squished* hmm, maybe we need some more gals ...

2006-04-07 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles:: Bad zoloft! ::spanks his...hand lightly::

2006-04-08 [kittykittykitty]: errrr... *is very much glomped and has fallen over* need more females for what purpose?

2006-04-08 [zoloftzantac]: to squish me more when we all get tackled into a pile

2006-04-09 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles:: Shame on you...::shakes head::

2006-04-09 [Enneigard Rebirth]: scars, they, cut into you, blisters, rose colored hue.... may, day, we're going down... your masculine memories, are morose, your kerosene company is comotose

2006-04-09 [Larova]: Yeah, Rockefeller did get a little old, didn't he?

2006-04-09 [Enneigard Rebirth]: its not rockefeller. its Vendetta Red

2006-04-10 [Yvonniaaah]: hey! did you make that icon?!

2006-04-10 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yup

2006-04-13 [zoloftzantac]: hmm .. sounds interesting ... do they get to eat the babies?

2006-04-14 [Nekko fox]: Of course they get to eat the babies! Their mostly disgruntled Irishmen that weigh at least a metric ton.

2006-04-14 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-04-14 [Nekko fox]: -snickers evill-

2006-04-14 [Bookwyrm]: o.o ::grabs several babies in her arms then sneaks them away from the people here::

2006-04-14 [Nekko fox]: -Watches Mothyr sneaking out- We're not Scak members you know.

2006-04-14 [Bookwyrm]: Oh I know. ^_^ Just wanted to say something really :P I tend to get annoying when I'm tired. Plus...I wanted to hold a baby. ^_^

2006-04-14 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ooooooooooo

2006-04-15 [zoloftzantac]: *sniff sniff* do you guys smell that scak? It smells like a [legato] in here ...

2006-04-15 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-04-17 [Nekko fox]: That's harsh.

2006-04-18 [Larova]: He's got scak up in his teeth, you can smell it.

2006-04-18 [Nekko fox]: ew

2006-04-19 [Nekko fox]: Okay...[j.j.]'s definition....it sucked....Considering all of the gross or perverted or neurotic definitions on here, to call oneself a 'scak' and being proud of it shows a level of ineptitude bordering upon imbecilic...and I mean that in a very caring way.

2006-04-19 [Bookwyrm]: I have to agree with you [Nekko fox]...even if I do get ill when I read this page. Considering all the other definitions...it pales in comparison.

2006-04-19 [zoloftzantac]: well, he is pretty fucking disgusting ...

2006-04-19 [Bookwyrm]: But still...I mean "my mother" was funny. What he said was just sort of lame.

2006-04-19 [Nekko fox]: Indeed, the 'My Mother' definition was amusing...but to call oneself a scak? How plebianic do you have to be?

2006-04-19 [zoloftzantac]: but I mean, do you know [j.j.]? I think #14 is the most nasty thing up there

2006-04-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: let me refresh it then to rehabilitate the scakness.....lol

2006-04-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: okay people, lets post more scakness.....^^^

2006-04-19 [Nekko fox]: -SNickers- I don't know him, and I am starting to come to the conclusion that I do not WANT to know him.

2006-04-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: oh no..........16!!!!!!!

2006-04-19 [zoloftzantac]: *smells [j.j.] squared and throws up*

2006-04-19 [Nekko fox]: -Laughs-

2006-04-20 [zoloftzantac]: hey [j.j.], how do I get my $5?

2006-04-20 [Nekko fox]: DON'T ASK HIM!

2006-04-20 [Nekko fox]: -Dives for cover-

2006-04-20 [zoloftzantac]: huh? I just want my $5, and I hope he didn't get scak all over my money ...

2006-04-20 [Larova]: v.29

2006-04-20 [Enneigard Rebirth]: balls!

2006-04-20 [Larova]: ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

2006-04-20 [Enneigard Rebirth]: you said balls butthead.......hehehehehehe

2006-04-21 [Larova]: Balls to you too.

2006-04-22 [Enneigard Rebirth]: why is everyone fucking the scak thingy?

2006-04-22 [Bookwyrm]: I was sort of wondering that myself...

2006-04-22 [zoloftzantac]: my bad ... I didn't know I wasn't supposed to fuck any of the scaks ...

2006-04-26 [kittykittykitty]: copulation with scak? I'll take #11 over #14 any day.... >_>

2006-04-26 [Enneigard Rebirth]: pussmullet

2006-04-26 [kittykittykitty]: exactly

2006-04-26 [Nekko fox]: -Laughs hysterically-

2006-04-26 [zoloftzantac]: here kitty kitty kitty!

2006-04-26 [Nekko fox]: -Looks over at Zoloft curiously, tail wagging-

2006-04-27 [Enneigard Rebirth]: TAIL!

2006-04-27 [kittykittykitty]: mwraor? ^o_O^

2006-04-27 [Nekko fox]: -Yips playfully and pounces on Kitty-

2006-04-27 [kittykittykitty]: *rolls over [Nekko fox] and nibbles his ear*

2006-04-28 [Nekko fox]: -Meeples, blushing gently-

2006-04-28 [Enneigard Rebirth]: as

2006-04-30 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ?

2006-04-30 [kittykittykitty]: meeples? never heard that one before...

2006-05-01 [Larova]: You know, I think it's been said once in Chrono Trigger. And that's it.

2006-05-01 [kittykittykitty]: that would be a game that never got released this country... so to me it seems obscure ^_^'

2006-05-01 [kittykittykitty]: I searched for it on www.urbandictionary.com meeple: a small fuzzy mammal that pops up outta the ground to bite your groin

2006-05-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-05-01 [kittykittykitty]: why did [joe joe] put her name on the scak definitions? ... I mean, [j.j.] at least gave a definition....

2006-05-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yazzz mes delete it

2006-05-01 [kittykittykitty]: ^_^ *applauds*

2006-05-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-05-02 [Nekko fox]: -Yawns widely-

2006-05-02 [Nekko fox]: I'm going to delete the latest two by J.J....I'm sorry, but that's just more annoying than entertaining...

2006-05-02 [Nekko fox]: 'I'm a bigger scak than every one here and no one can change that!!!' ?!?!?

2006-05-02 [Nekko fox]: 'yeah biggest scak here forever' ?!?!

2006-05-02 [Nekko fox]: EARTH TO [j.j.] NOBODY CARES THAT YOUR A COMPLETE DUNDERPATE! Go bother some other wiki, why don't you...

2006-05-02 [Larova]: What a scak.

2006-05-02 [zoloftzantac]: Yeah, I'm suprised ole' [legato], err .. I mean [j.j.] hasn't gotten himself banned again already ...

2006-05-02 [kittykittykitty]: dunderpate... What's that? Like 'dunderpét'? Or 'dunderpâ-té'?

2006-05-02 [kittykittykitty]: [zoloftzantac]: don't people get an SS message when they have been banned before?

2006-05-02 [zoloftzantac]: Not always, like [Lynney] for example, the guards can see the old reports and notes tho, so we never forget. I don't thin [j.j.] has been banned, but I know two of his clones have been banned for life ...

2006-05-02 [Larova]: Duuuuuude. That Lynney chick was trying to cyber me so effing bad once I put up a picture. It's creepy.

2006-05-02 [zoloftzantac]: lol, yeah, now that I see your pic I kinda wanna fuck you too :p

2006-05-02 [Enneigard Rebirth]: :O

2006-05-03 [Nekko fox]: -Pats Kitty's head- A dunderpate (pronounced done-der-pate), is merely an intelligent way to call a person a stupidhead.

2006-05-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-05-03 [kittykittykitty]: *thanks [Nekko fox] for pearl of wisdom with a big kitty smouch!*

2006-05-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: la dude

2006-05-03 [Nekko fox]: -Blushes and giggles quietly, ears turning red as he blushes-

2006-05-03 [kittykittykitty]: aww sorry I didn't mean to embarass yoo! *pats nekko on the head* ^_^*

2006-05-03 [Nekko fox]: -Licks Kitty's hand as she pets him-

2006-05-03 [Larova]: Nah. Only I get to fuck me at the moment. Except maybe some others.

2006-05-03 [kittykittykitty]: uhhh >_>

2006-05-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: fuckideth

2006-05-04 [Nekko fox]: -Raises an eyebrow- Larova....You so crazy!

2006-05-04 [kittykittykitty]: Nekko! *pets him muchly*

2006-05-04 [Larova]: "" you, [Enneigard Rebirth].

2006-05-04 [kittykittykitty]: v_V .... *flicks the bell on [Nekko fox]'s collar making it jingle* ^_____^

2006-05-05 [Nekko fox]: -Giggles and paws at his bell happily, then procees to lick Kitty's face-

2006-05-05 [kittykittykitty]: *licks nekko on the forehead so his fur sticks up* awwwww ^____^

2006-05-05 [Nekko fox]: -Blushes and smiels, then licks her neck teasingly-

2006-05-05 [kittykittykitty]: *purrrrs and tickles him behind the ear*

2006-05-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: grabs cat & runs away

2006-05-05 [kittykittykitty]: *ish stolen...(?)* mew? u_u

2006-05-06 [Nekko fox]: -Glomps Enneigard Rebirth and bites a lot before pulling Kitty back to a corner-

2006-05-06 [kittykittykitty]: *purrs and cuddles nekko licking him on the face*

2006-05-06 [Nekko fox]: -Giggles, blushing and hugging Kitty-

2006-05-06 [kittykittykitty]: *nuzzles into nekko's chest*

2006-05-06 [Nekko fox]: -Murrs and hugs her lovingly-

2006-05-16 [kittykittykitty]: .... rotten sexual organs >_>

2006-05-17 [Larova]: Oh, wow. I almost thought this was on the guard-wiki.

2006-05-17 [kittykittykitty]: huh?

2006-05-17 [Larova]: Nothing.

2006-05-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: eww [jim hawking] loves this page

2006-05-18 [Larova]: Master Chief would win.

2006-05-18 [Hatred]: I like poo poo hahahahahhahahahahah

2006-05-18 [Hatred]: is anyone LISTENING!!!!!11

2006-05-18 [Larova]: Because Master Chief eats Chuck Norrises for breakfast.

2006-05-18 [kittykittykitty]: You mean the guy from Halo? Ick *vomits all over XBox*

2006-05-18 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-05-20 [zoloftzantac]: hahah, [Larova] almost thought this was the guard wiki ^_^ then he figured it out because this wiki is so much more mellow ;)

2006-05-20 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lolity lol. *dances around like orc* "zoloft post scak definition!"

2006-05-20 [zoloftzantac]: ummm .. okay, how about that *posts*

2006-05-20 [kittykittykitty]: That is sick... I should have known from the title not to read it. Really not nice. At all. Ack

2006-05-20 [Nekko fox]: -Hugs Kitty- Poor ill Kitten.

2006-05-20 [kittykittykitty]: *nuzzles into nekko* ;)

2006-05-20 [zoloftzantac]: wow, I grossed kitty out ... I must have gone too far ;)

2006-05-20 [kittykittykitty]: Definitely!! It's horrible though... how he has little chunks stuck to his lips. Just looking at the picture makes me gag. By far the worst definition

2006-05-20 [Enneigard Rebirth]: very. holy fuckideth.

2006-05-20 [zoloftzantac]: Yeah, that site is fucking nasty, I was looking at a crap load of photos like that for a good derinition, but this one is the only one that really made me feel ill <URL:http://onlybigdicks.com/fetish/dick_cheese/gal1/images/dick_cock_cheese_smegma44_jpg.jpg>

2006-05-21 [Nekko fox]: I don't wanna know.

2006-05-21 [Enneigard Rebirth]: EWwwww

2006-05-23 [Larova]: The day someone uses it to complement a glass of wine, that's when I get ill.

2006-05-23 [Enneigard Rebirth]: hahahahhaha

2006-05-23 [kittykittykitty]: How long would it take for it to get that dirty?

2006-05-23 [Enneigard Rebirth]: im not really sure, ask that at wikkki

2006-05-23 [kittykittykitty]: Um.. OK *goes to ask at wikkki*

2006-05-24 [Larova]: Yeah, that's where the questions go. You're not supposed to ask here.

2006-05-27 [Nekko fox]: Really? Hm.

2006-05-28 [Larova]: *Luger pistolwhip* Ve'll be asking ze questions here!

2006-05-28 [Nekko fox]: -Pulls off his emergency helmet and examines the dent- And the fourth Reiche shall last seventeen years.

2006-06-14 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-06-14 [kittykittykitty]: Really, I can't stand it...

2006-06-14 [kittykittykitty]: Can somebody think of another verb? Nouns are getting kind of obvious

2006-06-14 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yesh

2006-06-14 [kittykittykitty]: YEAH BABY I'M GETTING HORNEY NOW

2006-06-14 [Enneigard Rebirth]: wanna scak?

2006-06-14 [kittykittykitty]: Which definition? Mine or yours? o_0

2006-06-14 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i dunno......lol.......*looks up*....emm...im not really sure....mine?

2006-06-14 [kittykittykitty]: All things considered, I think that would be the better option ^_^

2006-06-15 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yap.

2006-06-15 [kittykittykitty]: *begins luricating her bat*

2006-06-15 [Enneigard Rebirth]: OoO can you luricate me? *turns into bat*

2006-06-15 [kittykittykitty]: *rubs lube over [Enneigard Rebirth], then takes a walk to the zoo carrying him* Which first? I'm thinking kitties ^_^

2006-06-15 [Enneigard Rebirth]: YAY KITTIES!!!

2006-06-15 [kittykittykitty]: *she climbs into the lion confinement and tiptoes toward the closest lion. Lifting up his tail, she tickles his anus gently with the wider tip of [Enneigard Rebirth] who is, of course, assuming the shape of a bat*

2006-06-15 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *stares up at the hairy brown hole* eeek.

2006-06-15 [kittykittykitty]: I think you are enjoying this more than the lion, hmm?

2006-06-15 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *iiiiiiiii*

2006-06-15 [kittykittykitty]: *iiiiiiiii*? What does that mean?

2006-06-15 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yes

2006-06-16 [zoloftzantac]: aye? // omg! kitty is so fuckin' hot!

2006-06-16 [kittykittykitty]: Yay! Care to join the scakking? *grins*

2006-06-16 [Enneigard Rebirth]: SCAK SCAK SCAK SCAK!!!!

2006-06-17 [Larova]: *Pictures Vikings singing it*

2006-06-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-06-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *puts on viking helmet* ScaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaak!*

2006-06-17 [kittykittykitty]: I want a viking cosplay :(

2006-06-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: okie

2006-06-17 [kittykittykitty]: *dons her lamellar armour and helm*

2006-06-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *hugs kittykittykitty* yeshideth!

2006-06-17 [kittykittykitty]: Oh... weapons! ^_^ Give me a zweihander! *sticks on false beard*

2006-06-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: oooo hot! *gives you a zweihander*

2006-06-17 [kittykittykitty]: Yay! ...now what? Aren't you gonna dress up too?

2006-06-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: YASH!!! *turns into loki* GWAR!!!!!!!!

2006-06-17 [kittykittykitty]: *runs her sword through your intestines*

2006-06-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *causes ragnarok at giffie-pet store* ROAR!!!!!!

2006-06-17 [kittykittykitty]: Heeey! Stop playing tricks on those giffies! :( *calms the pets at the store, then gives you poison for a slow and most unhonourable death*

2006-06-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *takes aphrodesiacs* i dont know how to spell that, & loki cant be poisoned. :P hes a spirit

2006-06-17 [kittykittykitty]: Yesh I already poisoned you! You are just trying to deny the inevitable.... Are you sure aphrodesiacs is the right word? :P

2006-06-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yep. i am stupif.

2006-06-17 [kittykittykitty]: You are stupif? ;) *gives you more oysters and backs away slowly*

2006-06-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: GgggggggRRRRRRRRRRr *gets in scorpion costume* GET OVER HERE!!!!! pika.

2006-06-17 [kittykittykitty]: I love that costume ^__^ *eats potatoes*

2006-06-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: can i have some?

2006-06-17 [kittykittykitty]: *holds the potatoes close because she's not sharing*

2006-06-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: :( ill make my own potato then. *cuts off someones arm & turns it into a homunculi potato*