Top Ten Ways To Annoy Your Teachers

10) Call their house in the middle of the night, every night, to ask them a random question about your assignment (regardless of if you got an assignment that day or not).

9) Raise your hand for everything (such as when the bell rings at the end of class, raise your hand to ask if you can leave. Raise your hand to ask if you can sneeze. Raise your hand to ask if you can raise your hand, and so on and so forth).

8) Go up to the board and start randomly doodling in all the colors avaliable.

7) When called upon to answer a question, proudly stand and start to sing the Barney theme song in heavy metal fashion.

6) Bring in roadkill to class for Show and Tell day.

5) Replace your teachers notes with Bach.

4) Inform your teacher that you will be teaching the class for the rest of the year.

3) Give them the silent treatment. When called on, grunt, turn your head away, and give them the 'talk to the hand' signal.

2) Grade them on a scale of one to ten (ten being the best, one the worst) and tell them that their scores came out negative.

1) Ask them the same question at least seven times, in slightly varied forms.