Top ten things to say in the dressing room


10. "Somebody just called me "Shabonka"..."

9. "What are you talking about, condums? I asked my mom for one the other day!"

8. "You can ask me all the vagina questions you want!"

7. "Anybody here seen a big yellow banana suit? I think somebody stole it."

6. "Look, he did his own makeup! He's in the makeup room, he
looks like a girl!"

5. "Oh, whoops, wrong gender!"

4. "Who left their bra in the bathroom sink?"

3. "You guys, he's on the stage singing, with his shirt off!"

2. "I think I left my underwear in here yesterday..."

1. "I'm wearing three girdles tommorrow..."


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